Being Unemployed Sucks

“Work while you have the light. You are responsible for the talent that has been entrusted to you.” – Henri-Frédéric Amiel

“Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they’re looking for ideas.” – Paula Poundstone

“By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.” – Robert Frost

“A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D.  Unfortunately, they don’t have a J.O.B.”  - “Fats” Domino

“Your business clothes are naturally attracted to staining liquids.  This attraction is strongest just before an important meeting.”  - Scott Adams

“The brain is a wonderful organ.  It starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get into the office.”  - Robert Frost

“If you don’t like your job you don’t strike.  You just go in every day and do it really half-assed.  That’s the American way.” ~Homer Simpson (The Simpsons)

“Getting fired is nature’s way to telling you that you had the wrong job in the first place.” – Hal Lancaster

“When your work speaks for itself, don’t interrupt.” – Henry J. Kaiser

“Life grants nothing to us mortals without hard work.” – Horace

“People forget how fast you did a job – but they remember how well you did it.” – Howard Newton

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